APB: Liam Gallagher's Voice
Sherman Oaks, California
The Los Angeles Police Department this evening issued an all points bulletin for Liam Gallagher's voice.
"Liam Gallagher's tenor has been a well-known member of this community since 1991," said LAPD police chief William Bratton, referring to the front man of the British band Oasis. "Unfortunately, police sources, including about 10,000 people who spent this evening at Staples Center, have reported it missing."
"Maybe it's dazed and wandering the area," Bratton opined, noting that the voice, while clearly missing from "Rock'n'Roll Star" and "Lyla," was sighted in "Songbird" and "Slide Away."
"The bottom line is that Noel sang the pants off Liam tonight," Bratton said, "and that means something's missing."
"By the way," he added, "'Morning Glory' still has one chunky riff, and 'The Masterplan' can make even a tough cop cry. Too bad they didn't play 'Acquiesce.'"
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Staples Center, Los Angeles
December 4, 2008
Fuckin' In The Bushes (taped)
The Shock of the Lightning
Cigarettes & Alcohol
The Meaning of Soul
To Be Where There's Life (Noel sings)
Waiting For The Rapture (Noel)
The Masterplan (Noel)
Ain't Got Nothing (plus band intros)
The Importance of Being Idle (Noel)
I'm Out of Time
Don't Look Back In Anger (Noel acoustic)
Falling Down (Noel)
I Am The Walrus