Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Spitzer's Girl: Woefully Underpaid


Sherman Oaks, California

When all of the hours, expenses and downpayments are netted out, former New York governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid Ashley Alexandra Dupre a fee of $1,000 per hour of jiggery pokery.

Poor girl was dreadfully underpaid.

Take the counter-example of Heather Mills (no longer McCartney) (pictured). She met Sir Paul in spring of 1999 (let's guesstimate March 1st) and, after four years of marriage, divorced him on April 29, 2006. This week, the London High Court awarded Mills a judgment of $48.8 million.

Assuming a combination of healthy living and Cialis allowed The Cute One to send Mills across the universe three times a week, the couple did it in the road (or bed or plane) 1,119 times.

Which means that Heather Mills was paid $43,610 for each encounter with Maxwell's silver hammer.

The highest-end prostitutes don't waste their time with an escort service. They earn their money in divorce court.

3 Comments:

Anonymous wives have us by the balls said...

I have nothing to add but a hearty "AMEN."

5:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DO NOT GET MARRIED!
this is from a married man---do not do it under ANY circumstances---also get a vasectomy NOW! If you eventually want kids--freeze the boys while you can. Long story short--there is NO reason to ever get married unless you want to have kids. listen to those who have faltered.

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do NOT Get Married! Listen to us who have made the mistake. Love fades, in the end, all that matters is having a good friend. The only reason to get married is to have a child--and if you really want a child, then go deposit your seed into a sperm bank. Bottom line--DO NOT GET MARRIED! Have many loves, relationships, close connections....but marriage will destroy it all. listen to those who have done it.. even in the best case scenario--marriage is not fun.

1:26 PM  

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