Top Five Ways I Will Annoy People When I Return To The States
5. Begin every third sentence with "When I was crossing the Meekong . . . ."
4. Continue to wear only three days of clothing.
3. Insist on using the phrase "American football."
2. Haggle with the salesclerks at the mall.
1. Speak entirely in metric.
4. Continue to wear only three days of clothing.
3. Insist on using the phrase "American football."
2. Haggle with the salesclerks at the mall.
1. Speak entirely in metric.
posted by Paul Karl Lukacs at
4:05 PM
2 Comments:
Hahaha!! That's great - especially since we should have switched over to metric in the 70's.
What? We didn't?
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