Saturday, December 02, 2006

Top Five Ways I Will Annoy People When I Return To The States

5. Begin every third sentence with "When I was crossing the Meekong . . . ."

4. Continue to wear only three days of clothing.

3. Insist on using the phrase "American football."

2. Haggle with the salesclerks at the mall.

1. Speak entirely in metric.


Blogger Peggy Archer said...

Hahaha!! That's great - especially since we should have switched over to metric in the 70's.

11:28 PM  
Blogger Dave Williams said...

What? We didn't?

5:48 AM  
Blogger Jayce said...

I just need to cross the Meekong !

12:36 PM  

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