Saturday, December 02, 2006

Top Five Ways I Will Annoy People When I Return To The States

5. Begin every third sentence with "When I was crossing the Meekong . . . ."

4. Continue to wear only three days of clothing.

3. Insist on using the phrase "American football."

2. Haggle with the salesclerks at the mall.

1. Speak entirely in metric.

3 Comments:

Blogger Peggy Archer said...

Hahaha!! That's great - especially since we should have switched over to metric in the 70's.

11:28 PM  
Blogger Dave Williams said...

What? We didn't?

5:48 AM  
Blogger Jayce said...

I just need to cross the Meekong !

12:36 PM  

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